Matthews Yard Theatre

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Friday 4 May 2018
19:30 - 20:30
Tickets from £8
Theatre/Arts, Comedy, Festival, Something A Little Different

Sarah Blanc / My Feminist Boner

Make yourself hairless, fatless & snot-less. Be a calorie counter, an exercise freak & figure out how to contour. Join Sarah as she tests a range of over the counter beauty contraptions, all designed for making the better you. This is the story of how the world helped Sarah grow her feminist boner. 

Caution- this show contains props, movement & a haiku from her younger Take That-loving self. 

DISCO DISCO / A New Performance

A brand new absurd and surreal theatre performance from DISCO DISCO - a company of artists with learning disabilities, based in Croydon; part of performance company Drunken Chorus.

Croydonites: seriously good Croydon

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Matthews Yard Theatre
1 Matthews Yard Off Surrey Street, Croydon, CR0 1FF


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Croydonites Festival of New Theatre

Anna Arthur - local resident and founder of the festival

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Super fun! Enjoyed both parts of the performance. Visited Matthews Yard Theatre on 2018-05-04
by on May 6th, 2018

DISCO DISCO was fantastically funny, the whole room was in fits of laughter - it perfectly set the tone for Sarah Blanc, who was brilliant, hilarious and very clever. A great double bill - Croydonites continues to smash it. Matthews Yard was the perfect venue. Visited Matthews Yard Theatre on 2018-05-04
by on May 6th, 2018

Both were excellent. Great belly laughs throughout both shows - have been telling my friends what they have missed! Fantastic fun, thank you to all the performers and organisers :-) Visited Matthews Yard Theatre on 2018-05-04
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